Asleep With Jesus

by eslobrown on November 30, -0001

In Other Words: Deceased

Discuss this euphemism in the comments below.

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  • Whatever

    asleep with Jesus at the wheel!

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  • Mark

    Hopefully not the guy who did not believe during the three days of “slumber” Jesus travelled prior to reactivation…but if so than it could be said, “Asleep with Jesus”

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  • John

    that means ur dead

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    • Laurenek

      no dip!!!!

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  • Tw8yy

    asleep with Jesus: Just as in the parable in the scriptures about Jesus and the disciples going across the lake When suddenly a storm came upon them…they were afraid (for they knew of this kind of storms) HOWEVER….JESUS was asleep…NOT afraid or concerned because He was confident that this storm would PASS and nothing would happen…He said “Peace …Be still …to the storm and immediately it STOPPED!   Asleep with JESUS= No worries No fears just asleep with Jesus!

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    • Jamie Bishop

      :3

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    • Jamie Bishop

      :3

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  • Cunning linguist

    Deceased is a euphemism for DEAD

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  • Lmultack

    I guess that will not offend anyone,except jewish people.

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    • Name

      As a Jew, I’m offended by that assumption!

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  • 964485461

    it means that the force [ energy ] or soul  that drives us has passed beyond our known understanding 

    so asleep with jesus means the person has passed on thats a euphemism in itself

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  • Maria Shephard

     Deceased – is no more – has ceased to be – has expired and gone to meet one’s maker – a stiff – bereft of life now rests in peace -pushing up the daisy’s – passed away – not with us us any more – an X life !

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